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SNL Rap Lyrics
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Chris Parnell : We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman : Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
NP : Do you really want to know?
Parnell : Please, tell us.
I don't sleep mother fu**er
off that 'gnac and that bourbon
doin' 120 gettin high while I'm swervin
Seth Meyers : Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo shut the fu** up and suck my di**
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers motherfu**er
roll up on NBC and smack the sh** out Jeff Zucker
Guys : What you want, Natalie?
NP: to drink and fight!
Guys : what you need, Natalie?
Guys: to fu** all night!
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you sh** in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
fu** you man
It's my name that he's screamin'
Parnell : I'm sorry, Natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
NP : I never said I was a role model.
Parnell : But what about the kids who look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my di**
It's Portman mother fu**er
drink till I'm sick
slit your throat
and pump nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the dudes
you know I'm talkin to you
Guys : we love you Natalie!
I wanna fu** you too!
P is for Portman
P is for pain
I'll kill your fu**in dog for fun so don't push me
Parnell : Wow. Natalie, I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate?
NP: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell : Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse
You got a buncha dudes
I'll sit right down on your face and take a sh**
Andy Samberg : Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my sh** gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can't vouch for that
my di** is scared of you
heyyy
Parnell : Okay... Natalie, one final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--
(Portman breaks chair over Parnell's head)
No more questions!
What!